Poor baby

I hadda pee and poop werry werry bad and you were late but I was a werry werry good boy and held it ‘til you got here ...

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... and didn't hide when the yappingratdog over there ...

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... or yappingfuzzzzydogs over THERE ...

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... made noises at me.

AND I'm cute and ... and, what do you mean your pocket's empty. I already ate all the treat's you brought.

But, but ...

(Let's see what happens if I look pathetic.)