Dear Spammer,

Thank you for stopping by. I enjoyed your visit.

You see, because you had to hand key whatever the coding script was (and I betcha it blew up on you a couple of time like it does for . . . even me) in order to publish your reply, I know it took far more time for you to leave your load of URLs than it did for me to delete it.

I always wonder, too, why spammers like your employer think that their "advertisements" — riddled with spelling errors and bad grammar as they always are — inspire so much confidence in the company you're working for, that people will click on the URLs you so thoughtfully provide, in order to part with their hard-earned rupees dollars for whatever they're shilling .

But, I digress.

Although it's obvious that English is not the first language of whoever wrote the scripts you cut and pasted, I do commend their efforts. It was close.

Did I say scripts? As in more than one?

Why yes, I did!

You see, dear Spammer, you were supposed to select the most appropriate script , then cut and paste that one and that one only.

Not cut and paste ALL of them.

So thank you, dear Spammer, for my perverse laugh of the day.