Saturday, March 04, 2006

Look into my eyeth!

Look DEEP into my eyeth.

I am Thwami Thtarbuck.

I know everything.

I thee everything.

Even when my other two eyeth are clothed and I'm thnoring, my third eye thtill thees everything.

(Thut up! That'th NOT a thticker from a banana thtuck on my head. That'th my third eye! THIT! Where wath I?)

You are helpleth.

You can not rethitht.

Feed me treatth.

Lotth and lotth of treatth.

2 Comments:

Blogger Mark said...

Give that dog a bone!!!

And tkae that thticker off hith fathe, for chrithake!

LMAO - Thanks for the much needed mirth.

3:25 PM  
Blogger doyle said...

That'th my third eye, you thilly perthon, and latht night it magically and mytheriouthly turned blue!

I AM the all powerful and all theeing Thtarbuck!

Ecthept I can't have boneth. With my delicate thtomach, I'll thit all over the plath twenty-four/theven for dayth if I do.

<thigh>

--
Thtarbuck

7:05 PM  

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