Some people have way too much time

Johnny might be having problems reading and Suzy, math, but all will turn out just fine and dandy in Scottsdale, Arizona.

Yep!

The United School District there has come up with an "innovative" approach to . . . uh.

The United School District has . . . well, I don't know what the heck the purpose of what they did is and I bet you won't either.

To keep employees' focus on the student, someone there came up with the bright (gagging) idea of changing job titles. Oh, and the school board approved it.

The person formerly referred to as the receptionist is now "The Director of First Impressions." Bus drivers are now "Transporters of Learners."

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