"Happy New Year!"
My head ... and my belly feels funny, too.
The Tweat Lady said some hair of the dog would make me feel better so I licked Stawbuck but when I did the he mumbled, "Sasha! I love you," fell over, started to snore and hasn't moved since.
Tastes like he needs a bath, too.
No wonda my tongue feels all ... all fuwwy.
Could everyone keep it down a bit? Please! Just for a little while. Just a little bit? Maybe something like ...
Happy New Year!
Fwedwick The Gweat
LATER: Linked to at Canine Carnival 10.